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gnome.exe — click him. go on._□×

>>> CLICK THE GNOME <<< NEW!

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CA:
about_gnomed.html_□×

Hi. You have been gnomed.

There is no whitepaper. There is a gnome. He stands on the lawn, he does not blink, and he is now on the blockchain — which, if you think about it, is just a very expensive lawn that everybody can see.

$GNOMED is a community coin with zero utility, zero roadmap that survives contact with reality, and one hundred percent gnome. The contract is renounced, the liquidity is burned, and the founder is a small ceramic man in a red hat.

If you have been gnomed, you are already holding. Welcome. Please wipe your boots.

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Tokenomics (very serious)

ITEMVALUE
Total supply1,000,000,000
PlatformPump.fun
LiquidityBURNED
ContractRENOUNCED
Gnomes per wallet∞
Lawns mowedNONE

That is the entire spreadsheet. There was a pie chart but the gnome ate it.

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How to get gnomed

On Solana, launched on Pump.fun.

  1. Get a gnome wallet

    Install Phantom or Solflare on your phone or browser. Write your seed phrase on paper, never into a website.

  2. Add some SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your new wallet. Keep a little extra for the network fees — they’re gnome-sized.

  3. Swap for $GNOMED

    Open Pump.fun — or Jupiter and Raydium once it graduates — paste the contract address above, and swap your SOL. Always double-check the CA.

  4. Welcome to the lawn

    You’re holding now. Sign the guestbook, post a meme, and let the smallest man on Solana do the climbing.

guestbook.cgi_□×

Sign my guestbook!!

  • xXgnomeslayerXx — 04/11/2003 21:47cool site!!! how did u do the flashing text
  • DialUpDan — 04/12/2003 02:13took 9 minutes to load. worth it. i have been gnomed
  • lawn_enjoyer_1988 — 04/12/2003 16:02my wife has left. the gnome remains. bullish

© 2003–2026 $GNOMED · Last updated: the day you were gnomed

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